Europe Under Impression Lebron is Coming

New York- While many teams and their cities in the NBA are preparing campaigns and offers to lure Lebron James and convince him to join their organization, sources close to the situation insist that James is going to continue his professional basketball career in Europe. "We have been in close contact with his people and we are assured that he is coming to play in Europe next year," said an anonymous EuroLeague official. Sources say that James has not been clear about his intentions on which NBA team he plans to join because he doesn't plan on playing there at all. "Playing in Europe gives Lebron a marketing edge other players have never had before," said Vladamir Augsburger, "He will have an audience in Europe as well as [North America]. Lebron will also have the opportunity of being the first superstar to play in Europe and play against far less skilled players, which will lead to his production of absurd numbers." After extensive research and collaborative efforts, Europe found that James' 48 minute production next season is projected to be 122.4 points, 76.02 rebounds, 39.87 blocks, and 45.2 steals. James will also find scoring so easy that it would be near impossible to convince him to pass to his pathetic excuse for teammates. "Honestly, the other guys would only be on the court so that we stick to the rules and play the minimum amount of players needed," said Augsburger, "And Euros are worth more than dollars, so that's another bonus for 'Bron."