Lebron James on Cleveland

Miami- In his return to Miami following a road win against the Cleveland Cavaliers last Thursday, Lebron James had this to say about his former team: "You know how when you go to school as a kid, and there's always that one kid that sits with you at lunch, but you don't really want him there, and you kind of don't want to tell him because he's like 40 pounds bigger than you? That's exactly what's going on with me and Cleveland right now." When asked to elaborate on the scenario, James added, "He's chill and all, but he could be a real prick, even when he has your back. You know, it's kind of like the a waiter at a cheap Mexican restaurant. He'll give you your food, but, like, he has an accent and stuff." James' former teammate Mo Williams, when informed about Lebron's depiction of the scenario, whispered darkly, "Man is neither angel nor brute, and the misfortune is that he who would act the angel acts the brute. Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man. Hell is empty and all the devils are here." The next matchup between James' Heat and Williams' Cavs is on December 15th at Miami, where James plans to perform a musical along with his teammates to further show his feelings about his former team.